BLAST FROM THE PAST

In kindergarten we had to fill out this little booklet about us and one of the questions asked what our favorite song was. Here was my answer.


WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG LITTLE KINDERGARTEN MATT?

Runaway- Janet Jackson

(Notice how I made the font smaller because my voice was smaller back then)






I had no idea how cultured Janet Jackson was. I wish my nose was pierced. . . . for obvious reasons.



XOXO,
MAHARAJAMATT

KISS ME

This Effective Speaking speech can suck it.
I'm tired.

Goodnight/morning. whatever.


XOXO,

IWISHIHADASNUGGIEMATT

MCQUEEN OF HEARTS

I thought everyone would just enjoy a little midnight snack. On the menu this evening 10INCH heaven on a platter.

Looks like I'm going to have to fish out my black snake skin boots out of storage.

Fishing? For a snake?

BWAHAHAHA

Maybe when pigs fly.

OP!!!!!! Swine flu!!!!!


YuckYuckYuckYuckYuckYuckYuckYuck!


But seriously, swine flu is nothing to joke about.


Say goodnight Kevin.
Goodnight Kevin.



XOXO,
MIDNIGHTMATT

KETCHUP

I was just catching up on a little Rachel Zoe this evening in my down time and I had to stop for a sec. to let the vid. load (gotta love youtube) and I had the pleasure of pausing on this facial expression.

Enjoy.




XOXO,
SHUTITDOWNMATT

EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE HELP

Sometimes.

Dear Karl Lagerfeld,


I was was dust wondereeeen if I could borrow yerr personal assistant for a minute to help me organize my closet.






Thanks . Bye.



XOXO,
MISSINGAPERSONALASSISTANTMATT

SO WEIRD!

Lastnight I had a dream that I worked at Express and it was my first day and I kept taking breaks because I didn't like it and during one of my breaks I went to go grab some shoes because I didn't like the ones I was wearing or something and then I grabbed the Nina Ricci shoes except they were leopard print. It was so bizarre.

I guess you could say that these are my DREAM SHOES! tss sss ssss

xoxo,
IHAVEADREAMMATT

SHUT! UP!

K , so Christopher Kane for TOPSHOP lanched today and I really have eyes for this:

But of course it's out of stock.

JUST MY LUCK

I hope it doesn't stay that way for too long because let's just say that.....


I can really see MYSELF in it.

BWAHAHAAAA

I'm so punny today.....welll.....and every other day.
BAAAIIIIII

XOXO,
MALCONTENTMATT

GO SEES

Some of the QT's over at COACD.

As told by me.

XOXO,
IMAGEMANIPULATIONMATT

RIP

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My Marc Jacobs was stolen.

PRAY FOR ME.

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XOXO,
MATTINMOURNING

PRINCE PELAYO

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥












XOXO,
MISSINGINACTIONMATT

STORY OF MY LIFE

XOXO,
TEENWITCHMATT

ARTSY FARTSY

I went to the Art Walk last week downtown. It was oodles of fun. There was this really mesmerizing piece with this face that had the sky in it. Lucy in the sky with diamonds. Remember that 2004 box office smash hit that Will Smith was in I, Robot??? It kind of reminded me of that.

BIG WILLY STYLE

There was also live music. You know how spirited away I can get when I hear the beat of the drum






XOXO,
LADYSMITHBLACKMAMBAZOMATT

YUNG AND HUNG?

Meet my wannabe-new friend, Charles Guislain.
I think we'd really get along.
Watch and Google and I'm sure you'll get where I'm coming from.




XOXO,
ALISON


PS. Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally (that's a math joke for all you dweeeebs out there!), or at least my recent absence from the blog. Take a dip into the past and you may find some nice surprises. Think retroactive posts and other related material.

PPS. Wish me luck on winning the YSL Tribute Booties that I so miraculously discovered!

SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS

Some of the gals over at New York Magazine test drove some of the tallest shoes from Fall '09. I was really excited to see the 8.5 Inch Nina Ricci's in action.
Now that's more shoe than you can shake a stick at.

I mean.....am I right ladies? ? ?

Let's watch and see how the girls did.

XOXO,
MANHATTANMATT

TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYES

(GIA LEATHER JACKET - GOODWILL// A-LINE CUT SWEATER THING- FOREVER21//SILKY TANK-SAVERS//BLACK CHEAP MONDAYS- CHOOSE CHINATOWN//JOHNNY BOOTS-YSL//CARTIER SLASH MARGIELA BRACELET-FOREVER21)

I've always wanted a twin....or two.....I just wanted to see if anyone remembered that I was in Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart music video. See if you can spot me.





I guess I never noticed how HOMOEROTIC this music video was when I was on the set. Still can't find me? That's alright. I'll give you some clues.

XOXO,
MARY-KATE&MATT

SPOOKY

I was just feeling so SPOOKY at lunch today.

THE FINAL DESTINATION

A Thursday just wouldn't be a Thursday without a trip to the taco truck. I also thought it would be the perfect time to wear my newest DIY. My Givenchy 09' inspired cuff. I had fun making it and I think it turned out really well.

I JUST HOPE I DON'T GET HOT SAUCE ON IT!!!!!

p.s. If the owner of the mate to the big gold hoop earring that I found is reading this right now your other earring is in the lost and found at the Wilshire Vermont Station apartments. I wish you the best of luck.

"NIP SLIPS HAPPEN TO EVERYONE, EVEN ME"-ME





How eeeeeeeeeeeerie!!

Final Thought: There have been a lot of questions lately about how I manage to eat the way that I do and still maintain my figure. My answer to you is......
JUST GOOD GENES I GUESS.

xoxo,
MILDSAUCE MATT