BLAST FROM THE PAST

In kindergarten we had to fill out this little booklet about us and one of the questions asked what our favorite song was. Here was my answer.


WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG LITTLE KINDERGARTEN MATT?

Runaway- Janet Jackson

(Notice how I made the font smaller because my voice was smaller back then)






I had no idea how cultured Janet Jackson was. I wish my nose was pierced. . . . for obvious reasons.



XOXO,
MAHARAJAMATT

KISS ME

This Effective Speaking speech can suck it.
I'm tired.

Goodnight/morning. whatever.


XOXO,

IWISHIHADASNUGGIEMATT

MCQUEEN OF HEARTS

I thought everyone would just enjoy a little midnight snack. On the menu this evening 10INCH heaven on a platter.

Looks like I'm going to have to fish out my black snake skin boots out of storage.

Fishing? For a snake?

BWAHAHAHA

Maybe when pigs fly.

OP!!!!!! Swine flu!!!!!


YuckYuckYuckYuckYuckYuckYuckYuck!


But seriously, swine flu is nothing to joke about.


Say goodnight Kevin.
Goodnight Kevin.



XOXO,
MIDNIGHTMATT

KETCHUP

I was just catching up on a little Rachel Zoe this evening in my down time and I had to stop for a sec. to let the vid. load (gotta love youtube) and I had the pleasure of pausing on this facial expression.

Enjoy.




XOXO,
SHUTITDOWNMATT

EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE HELP

Sometimes.

Dear Karl Lagerfeld,


I was was dust wondereeeen if I could borrow yerr personal assistant for a minute to help me organize my closet.






Thanks . Bye.



XOXO,
MISSINGAPERSONALASSISTANTMATT

SO WEIRD!

Lastnight I had a dream that I worked at Express and it was my first day and I kept taking breaks because I didn't like it and during one of my breaks I went to go grab some shoes because I didn't like the ones I was wearing or something and then I grabbed the Nina Ricci shoes except they were leopard print. It was so bizarre.

I guess you could say that these are my DREAM SHOES! tss sss ssss

xoxo,
IHAVEADREAMMATT