YARD SALE

SPF 70+ is key. Alison and I are just lubing up.

Alison loves reliving her glory days.

I bet you didn't know that Alison and I were full fledged members of the babysitter's club, did you?

Don't trust us with your kids. They will get cavities.

Oh , you mean her? She's not for sale.

Isn't mother nature just.......breathtaking?

Employee of the month.

Alison:
-cosmic hood
-black one-z
-black lace-ups

Matt:
-denim colored business shirt
-light denim with black leather pockets
-Johnny Boots

GET ON YOUR KNEES

Last night's agenda included:

• Renato's Swine Flu themed birthday celebration complete with pig nose attachments and hospital masks.
  
• Driving around downtown lost in translation on zero gas and zero patience. (The evening's level of excitement really heightened when I mistook a giant curb for a median and flew through the air landing myself comfortably in a gravel pit burning rubber with train tracks beneath my wheels and a freeway above my head.) They don't call me Alison "Danger" Isbell for nothing you know.  
• Carson's goodbye party. (Good thing we arrived as he was being escorted to his car. GOODBYE indeed.) 

At least I had a good ensemble to get me through all of the evening's ups and downs. 

Pun intended? 

Renato's birthday package containing a naughty VHS tape from Savers and some killer vintage Armani trousers. I am SUCH a good friend!

white oversize t-shirt. white leather skirt sliced and transformed into a DIY shoulder sling/cape. 

cut rock geode necklace with attached plastic chain. Members Only rubber legging with DIY hair knee pads. 

Sam Edelman platform harness ankle boots. 

xx

ALISON

I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU

Laura: Where did you go that there was mud?
Me: It ain't mud SWEETIE!


I'll let you draw your own conclusions.




sheer black button up
lacy tank top
Rad Hourani DIY project jeanz
YSL Johnny Boots