WITH THIS RING, I THEE WED

MARRY ME! MARRY ME?


Want some advice on marriage?
I'll give you some advice on marriage.
Ready?

When you propose you best be serving up a dope ass ring or i'm sayin' no mthrfckr.

givenchy

givenchy

delfina delettrez



margiela



margiela



margiela



story of



howiewood



howiewood

XOXO,
MARITALMATT

I'M TIRED

YOU HAVE AN INCREDIBLE FACE.

EXCUSE ME ELLEDOTCOM

But is that dog FUCKING that bag?



i meaaaaaan is that an hermes kelly bag?
is this a fashion statement?

OMG

Loving this new Rad Hourani for bic lighter I found at sev.

How fashion forward of you Bic.

TWATLIGHT SAGA

aahahahaha I look so edward cullen vamp coke diaries in this pic.

how embar.

I ALWAYS WANTED KIDS

jk. I don't really like kids.

But I do like this new ring that I made out of babies and a ring from forever21.

Who says you need a MAN and a WOMAN to make a baby?










XOXO,
MOTHERNATUREMATTHEW

BLAST FROM THE PAST

In kindergarten we had to fill out this little booklet about us and one of the questions asked what our favorite song was. Here was my answer.


WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG LITTLE KINDERGARTEN MATT?

Runaway- Janet Jackson

(Notice how I made the font smaller because my voice was smaller back then)






I had no idea how cultured Janet Jackson was. I wish my nose was pierced. . . . for obvious reasons.



XOXO,
MAHARAJAMATT

KISS ME

This Effective Speaking speech can suck it.
I'm tired.

Goodnight/morning. whatever.


XOXO,

IWISHIHADASNUGGIEMATT

MCQUEEN OF HEARTS

I thought everyone would just enjoy a little midnight snack. On the menu this evening 10INCH heaven on a platter.

Looks like I'm going to have to fish out my black snake skin boots out of storage.

Fishing? For a snake?

BWAHAHAHA

Maybe when pigs fly.

OP!!!!!! Swine flu!!!!!


YuckYuckYuckYuckYuckYuckYuckYuck!


But seriously, swine flu is nothing to joke about.


Say goodnight Kevin.
Goodnight Kevin.



XOXO,
MIDNIGHTMATT

KETCHUP

I was just catching up on a little Rachel Zoe this evening in my down time and I had to stop for a sec. to let the vid. load (gotta love youtube) and I had the pleasure of pausing on this facial expression.

Enjoy.




XOXO,
SHUTITDOWNMATT